YOU MIGHT BE A TEACHER IF...

> 1. When out in public you feel the urge to snap 
> your fingers at children you do not know and correct
> their behavior 
> 
> 2. You have no life between August to June 
> 
> 3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking 
> about a food group 
> 
> 4. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check 
> into charter schools or home schooling 
> 
> 5. You can tell if it's a full moon without 
> ever looking outside 
> 
> 6. You can't have children because there's no name 
> you could give a child that wouldn't bring on 
> high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered 
> 
> 7. You think caffeine should be available in
> intravenous form 
> 
> 8. Marking all A's on report cards would make your
> life SO much simpler 
> 
> 9. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at
> report card time 
> 
> 10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers 
> the question "Why is this kid like this?"