I do not write programs, I am not an artist, I am just a teacher who wants to share what I have. If you are looking for freeware, go to my freeware pages (link on left). If you are looking for themes, templates, humor, etc. look below.

• Desktop Themes - This is about as artistic as I get. You will need a theme manager, I suggest checking out Desktop Architect. (link on left)
• Funnys - Text and pictures that I hope will make you laugh. Most of these are things that others have e-mailed me.
• Template - Here you will find my clipbooks, MS Word Templates, TreePad Templates, and my POW! dat file.
• Educational - Here I will include some of my better lesson plans and any other useful educational subjects I may have/find.
• Miscellaneous - Here are the things that just would not fit in any of the other catagories.
• PAD 2.7b, the ultimate text editor can be downloaded from my PAD 2.7b page.

The entries on this page will follow the following format:
Title - File Type - Description - Download Link

Desktop Themes

• Pittsburgh - zip file - This is a homage to my hometown. Although I do not live there anymore, I still think it is the best town anywhere, and I still call it "home". - Download - Preview
• Native America - zip file - This is the first desktop theme I made. I know it is not that great, but hey-what do you want for a first try.- Download - Preview
• Phi Mu Delta - zip file - This is for my fellow "Triton" brothers. It includes a start-up screen and an extra cursor. Although it is centered on the Mu Pi chapter of PMD, other Phi Mu Delta brother may like it. - Download - Preview
  

• Ann Landers Article - text file - A fellow teacher clipped this from a newspaper and handed it out at school. I typed it into a text file so I could share it over the Internet. If you are a teacher, a parent, or a student you should read this. - Download - Preview
  
• You Might be a Teacher if... - text file - A fellow teacher e-mailed this to me. Teachers everywhere should get a kick out of it. - Download - Preview
  
• Star Wars vs. Star Trek - text file - Star Wars fans and Trekkies always dispute which is better, even though everyone know that Star Wars is the best ;-) But this should settle the dispute once and for all. - Download - Preview
  
• Winning isn't everything - text file - This one is not funny, but it is very inspirational. As a teacher, it really touched me and I use it a reminder when times get tough. - Download - Preview
  
• Dumb Ass Bass - executable file - You all know that singing fish, here is the Internet's versions. WARNING: If you are easily offended do not view this file. - Download
  
• Collection of Pictures - html page - This is a collection of odd photos with great captions. My wife and I could not stop laughing while we read it. - Download - Preview

• CD Covers - zip file - This is a collection of 3 CD jewel case templates. 2 are for MS Excel and 1 is for MS Word. All are for the back covers, I let the CD be the front cover. - Download
• Lesson Plan - zip file - This is the template for the lesson plan that our district uses. I posted it mainly for other BCPS teachers, but other teachers may find it useful. - Download
• Two Column Test - zip file - This is a template that gives the general layout for a two column test. The spacing is for the 1st column to be the question and the 2nd column for the answer (multiple choice or short answer). - Download
• HTML 4.0 Clipbook - zip file - This clipbook is used with PAD. You can get PAD 2.7b from my PAD page. This clipbook complies with W3C standards. - Download
• Teacher Records - zip file - This is a template that is used with TREEPAD. The template includes class rosters, student records, and school calendar. The great thing is that TreePad takes less then 700 kb. So you can fit the program and all your records on a 1.44mb disk. You can get TreePad from Freebyte.com - Download
• Password Manager - zip file - This is a template that is used with TREEPAD. The template is for keeping track of all of those usernames, passwords and e-mail addresses that each of us have. You can get TreePad from Freebyte.com - Download
• POW! dat file - zip file - POW! is a free, customizable pop-up killer that I found at analogX.com. I have not used POW! for long yet, so my data file is really small. Once it becomes large enough to be useful to others, I will place a copy here. I would appreciate that if you use it, you share your POW! data file with me. - Download

• Graph Paper Printer - exe file - This is the older, freeware version of the currently available shareware version. "Graph Paper Printer is designed to print out numerous variants of graph papers , music manuscripts, pattern papers, and tables with user-defined size and colors." - Download
• Lesson Plan - zip file - This is the template for the lesson plan that our district uses. I posted it mainly for other BCPS teachers, but other teachers may find it useful. - Download
• Two Column Test - zip file - This is a template that gives the general layout for a two column test. The spacing is for the 1st column to be the question and the 2nd column for the answer (multiple choice or short answer). - Download
• Teacher Records - zip file - This is a template that is used with TREEPAD. The template includes class rosters, student records, and school calendar. The great thing is that TreePad takes less then 700 kb. So you can fit the program and all your records on a 1.44mb disk. You can get TreePad from Freebyte.com - Download
• More to come soon!!
• NOTE: - Teachers, be sure to check out my educational section on Our Favorites page. It if full of educational sites that I have used.

• Lynx Enhanced Icons - zip file - This is a collection of Lynx enhanced images you can use on your web page. They are not my originals, I downloaded them from http://www.trill-home.com/lynx/enhanced_images.html - Download
• Animated Anti-MS Banners - zip file - Here you can get all of my animated Cream Pied Bill Banners. The originals are not mine, but since Compuserve does not run CGI sripts, I had to change the originals (.png files) into animated gif files. You can get the originals (and many other anti-M$ stuff) from "Amiga Phil" - Download

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